No Baseball? It's Milla Time!
Long day, no Yankees game, no Red Sox game, no Mets news, and the frickin Braves win again.
So I head down to the school gym to blow off some steam, pump some iron, and run a bit. Now our gym is small but it does have a few redeeming features, not the least of which is a subscription to MAXIM, the soft porn mag you don't have to hide. And, god help me, but who should be gracing the cover this month but Milla Jovovich (click for larger pic):
Now I fully admit to being a sucker for cheesy ass horror flicks and I loved the first Resident Evil film. I tried to convince many of my friends to go see the second one but it got such horrid, horrid reviews (Roger Ebert gave it half a star) no one, not a single solitary sucker, wanted to go.
However, I can imagine that now, armed with this magazine, I may just be able to bring a few of them around. RE: Apocalypse, here I come. Bwah, hah, hah!
1 Comments:
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