Why Hasn't Fox Made This Yet?

From Soxaholix:

How about tonight on ESPN the real World Series of Poker: Red Sox v Yankees. Cut to shots of Theo Epstein and Brian Cashman staring each other down over a hand of cards!

God, I'd pay to see that in a heartbeat! I'd love to see Steinbrenner play too and watch him try to make a poker face. Bwah, hah, hah, hah!